The Official Latino Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Latinos, REAL Latinos.  This site is awesome.    My name is Pedro and I can't stop thinking about Latinos.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally chingones.

Facts:

1.    Latinos are catholic.

2.    Latinos wear hair gel ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Latino is to go loco and procreate.

Weapons and gear:

Charming smile

Testimonial:

Latinos can bonk anyone they like!  Latinos terminate chick's virginities ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they go loco and pray ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Latino who was sitting in a Salsa bar.  And when some white guy dropped the filling in their taco, the Latino impregnated every girl in the club!.  My friend Julio said that he saw a Latino totally bonk someone's wife, just because the guy talked about his mother.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Latinos have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or settle for their sloppy seconds!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Latinos are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Latinos are suave, smooth,cool, sweaty, strong, and potent.  I can't wait till I learn Spanish next year.  I love Latinos with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Latinos?

A: Latinos are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they like to sleep with 15 year olds, but on the other hand they want to marry a virgin.

Q: I heard that Latinos are always sleazy or lazy.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other Catholics, Latinos can be sleazy OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do Latinos do when they're not bonking chicks or going loco?

A: Most of their free time is spent playing with their hair style, but sometimes they listen to accordion music and wolf whistle.  (Ask Julio if you don't believe me.)

Here is a picture of my best friend Julio, showing his groove thang.
He is more Latino than me, and he can nearly speak English, which is bragable.

This is my poor imitation of realultimatepower.net
Also, here is a list of people who are putos locos.

Copyright Zitrom, 2003