Well, what can I say about The Johnster? He is quite possibly one of the hardest people to pin down. One minute he is telling you conjugations in Latin, the next he is hunting hulibutts. I don't get him, and I am glad I don't come close.

I first met John in college, where he looked like a tree huggin' hipppie from the outback. I don't know why, but I instantly pinned him as a good person to contact if I ever wanted drugs. I was shocked when I heard he was a hardcore christian. But then again, it did explain the long hair, the goatee and the walking on water.

John is doing some tree huggin' degree at uni, and he works part tim ein Vivaz Latin Restaurant, a little joint that I used to frequent. As a matter of fact, he is my replacement, which makes me feel somewhat redundant.